"Fred looked at the notification on his phone, and to his surprise, his girlfriend cheated on him, he couldn't believe his eyes. Fueled with anger, he tapped on the text message and replied to her, "lol this better be a prank". Instantly receiving and reading the message, his girlfriend promptly replied back, "No, the other boy is sooooooo cuuuuute. You're just an ugly tool". With anger building up inside of him, Fred decided to storm out the door, grab his keys, and drive to her house. Fred turned back - his keys were inside. He would have to grab them before leaving. Fred hit his head on the wall while grabbing his keys because he isn't very smart. Losing a couple more brain cells, Fred decided to hit the road- literally. He drove at 80mph and hit a few stray pedestrians. They don't matter Fred thought. His only goal was to get to Mary's house. Once he finally pulled up in her driveway, he took a look at his bloodstained car before kung-fu kicking his way through the front window of Mary's house. Mary screamed and ran into her bedroom. "noO wAiT!" Fred screamed as he chased after her and body-slammed himself into her bedroom door. The door crashed open and Mary was there, curled up in a ball in the back corner of the room. With every step Fred took, Mary trembled more. Fred pulled a plasticpknife from his pocket and slowly raised it up above Mary's head. Fred mumbled in confusion, "wait, why am I here? You're Mary, my classmate, not my girlfriend. I should be going to my girlfriend's place instead!" Fred drives to the Eiffel Tower, in Paris to see his girlfriend while drinking coffee. However, on his way, he notices something on fire..." I am suing you for making me seem stupid, killing people and being ugly.