i'm posting this here so that i don't risk getting banned:
post the stupidest reason you've seen for a thread getting locked

for some reason i don't constantly see someone join a lobby and immediately say "omg is that mrfartpoopoo ur my daddy omg!!!!!" anymore. i remember seeing that a lot

I think it's over for Mineplex now. It's on life support from the bedrock server, but I feel like the bedrock server won't make much money either, because I feel like it's going to mostly attract kids, but the kids won't be a good source of money either.

i keep seeing ~40 people on the beta mineplex server but i can't see them anywhere

i am currently seretonin deficient

hollyapple has objectively bad taste in mineplex minigames

imagine getting muted twice

Hello!

i love being part of this community

i have no idea what's going on and i'm out of the loop, how come everyone suddenly hates alexthecoder now?

like this post to decrease your pain tolerance to the point that walking hurts your feet

I should name my pets "Hi", "No, "Yes, "Muted" and such so that I have a way of communication even when I get muted again

ignore if you agree

being muted sucks

i insta killed an "afk" player in ssm with fish flurry for literally no reason

something about the technoblade tribute in the mineplex newsletter feels odd to me. i think it's pretty wack

TIL that someone made a video recording themselves absolutely destroying me in the mineplex lobby gladiators game

it's pretty funny how one of that hardest kits in ssm is a free kit

cake wars gimmick map idea: tower of heaven
the map takes on a green gameboy-like color scheme. it is structured like any other map, but there is a book of laws that constantly has two global restrictions at a time, switching one of them for another every 2 minutes. if anyone disobeys the restrictions, they instantly get killed.
note: the second and third restrictions will never be applied at the same time at the start. that would be annoying.

restrictions:
thou shalt not eat cake
thou shalt not place blocks
thou shalt not buy anything
thou shalt not jump
thou shalt not kill by damage
thou shalt not kill by void
thou shalt not collect resources
thou shalt not take the beacon in the middle (team currently owning beacon does not get punished)
thou shalt not take the beacons in between the bases
thou shalt not stop moving

ssm gimmick map idea: tic-tac-toe
this map can only be played by two players.
the map consists of a grid of 9 large squares, 3 by 3. these are the ground and the main part of the map.
if a player gets a kill, the square the killer is standing on puts an x or o depending on which player the killer was. there are unlimited lives, and whoever gets three in a row wins, like tic tac toe.
if a draw happens, the board gets reset.